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2024 February 2: Junk Puppet Poetry #4

In celebration of Valentine's Day, the junk puppets present a poem so naughty that it was banned from publication in 1923. This short film is resultingly still naughty. You have been warned! Junk Puppet Poetry #4 premiered at the February 2024 Scream It Off Screen.
Junk Puppet Poetry #4

2023 November 29: Santa Won't You Bring Me Some Rum

Happy Holidays from Dave Schwarts and Chunky Milk Productions! Naughty or nice, we've got a gift for you: a new music video, Santa Won't You Bring Me Some Rum - Keep warm (and hydrated) this holiday season!
Happy Holidays from Chunky Milk!

2023 November 4: Junk Puppet Poetry #3

It's public domain poetry, it's short and it's fast. It features some creatures we made out of trash. It's Junk Puppet Poetry #3 - winner of the November 2023 Scream It Off Screen!
Junk Puppet Poetry #3

2023 October 7: Junk Puppet Poetry #2

Are you ready for some spooky Halloween shenanigans? Well, too bad. Instead, here are some more puppets made of junk presenting some more public domain poetry! Junk Puppet Poetry #2 premiered at the October 2023 Scream It Off Screen.
Junk Puppet Poetry #2

2023 August 5: Junk Puppet Poetry #1

A new series of shorts is born! Chunky Milk Productions presents Junk Puppet Poetry #1 - winner of the August 2023 Scream It Off Screen!
Junk Puppet Poetry #1

2023 August 1: Boot Up Your Games With Chunky Milk!

Do you play video games?
Do you have a Steam Deck?
Do you love the gross splat at the beginning of our movies?
If you've answered "yes" to all of these questions, then:
"Splash Screen" indeed!

2022 July 30: Incontinuity Up for Streaming/Download

Chunky Milk Productions presents Incontinuity - directed and edited by Owen Swerkstrom, starring Mike Wills, scored by Dave Schwartz
Incontinuity

2022 July 18: Incontinuity

This weekend we began and completed production of our latest short, Incontinuity! As usual we cannot share the movie until the premeire screening. For details, see the The Parkway Theater website. In the meantime, help yourself (and a local print shop) to a poster!
Incontinuity: The Poster

2021 September 1: Revensils! Up for Streaming/Download

Chunky Milk Productions presents REVENSILS! - created by Kim Guyer, directed by Owen Swerkstrom, starring Rob Alger, scored by Dave Schwartz
REVENSILS!

2021 August 22: Revensils!

This year's 48 Hour Film Project weekend is a wrap! We cannot share our entry yet, but we can reveal its title and offer up our sharpest, highest-resolution cinema poster to date! Presenting... REVENSILS! - the latest Chunky Milk Production, Rob's first 48 Hour Film, and Kim's conceptual creator debut!
Revensils! poster download

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